
Among the items Brit presented include number 10: “I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon”; number 9: “We would only invade fun places like Cabo”; and number 8: “Free pie for everybody.”
Also on the list: “Costume changes between press conferences” and “Three words: Vice President Diddy.”
At the top of the list: “The media would pay attention to me and care about what I’m doing.”