Kelsey Mystery Email -- S/He Who Smelt It, Dealt It?

An email from Kelsey Grammer's account was fired off this week with ... "Camille smells like beef jerkey [sic]" in the subject line -- but Kelsey claims he had nothing to do with the mystery message.

The email went out to Kelsey's friends and contacts Wednesday morning ... according to the New York Post.

Kelsey -- who's still waging a child custody war with Camille Grammer -- quickly sent a follow-up email explaining the odoriferous email came from an old shared account, and "third parties" continue to have access to it.

Kelsey cryptically said of the unnamed person, "May I suggest that it is 'they' who owe you an apology."

We would've gone with, "S/He who detected it, ejected it" ... but whatever.

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Camille Grammer: Kelsey's Daughter is a Spy!

Camille Grammer believes her divorce with Kelsey Grammer has gotten so ugly, Kelsey may have stooped to making his eldest daughter a spy -- someone who would actually steal confidential divorce documents from Camille.

TMZ obtained the latest docs in the Grammers' epic legal war. Kelsey wanted his eldest daughter, 27-year-old Spencer and her new husband to vacation at the Grammers' posh Hawaii estate, beginning today.

Camille's lawyer, Neal Hersh went to court yesterday to block Spencer from using the house, and now we know why. According to Camille's declaration, she's the one who has been spending a lot of time at the house with their 2 young kids, and Kelsey hasn't been there for a long, long time.

Camille believes if Spencer and her hubby use the house, they would have access to a lot of personal stuff related to the divorce and might just steal it.

Camille seems particularly bitter because Kelsey has banned her from their Bridgehampton estate. Such rich people problems.

The judge ruled the only way third parties could use any of the Grammers' various homes is if both Kelsey and Camille signed off.

Don't hold your breath, Spencer.

See also

• Grammer Judge: Keep Vacation Homes Private!
• Kelsey Grammer Wants to Separate Kids
• Kelsey Grammer: Let's Go to Trial, Camille!

Grammer Judge: Keep Vacation Homes Private!

The judge in the Kelsey Grammer/Camille Grammer child custody war just ruled ... both Kelsey and Camille should keep friends and relatives from living in their various vacation homes -- rich people problems.

Kelsey and Camille have homes in the Hamptons, Hawaii and other places. Camille's lawyer, Neal Hersh, told the judge he had concerns about privacy for the kids, thus the need to keep others from living and snooping in the vacation homes.

The judge ruled the only way third parties can live in the vacation homes is with the written consent of both Kelsey and Camille.

Kelsey's lawyer, Lance Spiegel, has requested that the judge speed up the process of having Kelsey, Camille and their two kids interviewed by a child evaluator so the custody trial can begin.

Both Camille and Kelsey have asked for primary custody. Kelsey tried settling the dispute by taking their son to Chicago to live with him and leaving their daughter behind in California with Camille, but Camille balked at the notion.

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Allen Kelsey Grammar is an American actor and comedian. He is best known for his two decade portrayal of psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane in Cheers and Frasier NBCsitcoms. He has been nominated for several Emmys, including one to play his character on three sitcoms and portray the part of an episode of The John Larroquette Show, and has also worked as atelevision producer, director, writer, and as a voice artist. He has received many awards for his role as the voice of Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons.

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Allen Kelsey Grammar was born 21 February 1955 is an American actor and comedian. He is best known for his two decade portrayal of psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane on the NBC sitcoms Cheers and Frasier. He has received many awards for his role as the voice of Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons.

He had a three-year internship with the Old Globe Theatre in San Diego at the end of the 1970s before a stint in 1980 at Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis, Minnesota. is the TV career began in 1980 when he portrayed Stephen Smith in the NBC miniseries Kennedy.

His first marriage, to dance instructor Doreen Alderman, lasted from 1982 to 1990. His second marriage, to stripper Leigh-Anne Csuhany in 1992, lasted a year. Grammar married Camille Donatacci, a former Playboy model.